'Cloverfield' Trailer, Still No Monster

November 19, 2007

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While this trailer for Cloverfield--now apparently the official name--makes it seem like an exciting new take on the Blair Witch-style, home video recorded horror, those looking to finally get a look at the monster attacking New York are in for more disappointment. Careful edits and well-placed buildings obscure the beasts like giant, aggravating pasties on massive, roaring breasts.

With this much build-up, can this thing possibly live up to our expectations? Are your intense hopes for the monster similar to mine? (Note: I'm thinking the head of Oprah and a whole mess of tentacles.)

Cloverfield Trailer [Apple]

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