'Jumper' Poster Features Exotic/Dull Cocktail

November 2, 2007

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After seeing Star Wars: The First Massive Disappointment, The Clone One, and The One with the Goofy Scream at the End, a lot of viewers probably thought Hayden Christensen could only deliver stilted emotion and non-existant sexual chemistry in the confines of computer-generated outer space.

The poster for Jumper hopes to eliminate this myth by showing off that even in the world's most typically exotic location--the top of the Sphinx--Christensen can still bring his special brand of dull anti-charisma to the screen.

See how his arms hang limply at his sides? That's his acting!

If you missed the trailer, I recommend it here.

Jumper Poster! [JoBlo]

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