Shrek Goes Fourth!? Shrek Goes Fourth!? Seriously? Jesus.
Somehow they've managed to make the name more annoying than the comedy. They've got to be kicking themselves that such a witty naming scheme was only conceived after the plainly-titled Shrek 2.
So, in honor of Shrek's hilariously non-conventional numbering, here are enough potential titles to take our favorite green mongoloid into the next millennium, when they will undoubtedly still be making Shrek movies.
Shrek is F***ing 5tupid
This Makes Six Terrible Shrek Movies You've Watched
Shrek Eight a Lot (because he's fat!)
Shrek [Whatever Shrek's Surname is] (Shrek deals with aging)
Shrek X (featuring Shrek as a cyborg)
Dreamworks Plans "Mind," "Shrek 4" [DarkHorizons]