Shrek 4 Title Fills Me With Untold Rage

November 1, 2007

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Shrek Goes Fourth!? Shrek Goes Fourth!? Seriously? Jesus.

Somehow they've managed to make the name more annoying than the comedy. They've got to be kicking themselves that such a witty naming scheme was only conceived after the plainly-titled Shrek 2.

So, in honor of Shrek's hilariously non-conventional numbering, here are enough potential titles to take our favorite green mongoloid into the next millennium, when they will undoubtedly still be making Shrek movies.

Shrek is F***ing 5tupid

This Makes Six Terrible Shrek Movies You've Watched

Shre7en

Shrek Eight a Lot (because he's fat!)

Shrek [Whatever Shrek's Surname is] (Shrek deals with aging)

Shrek X (featuring Shrek as a cyborg)

Dreamworks Plans "Mind," "Shrek 4" [DarkHorizons]

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