I feel much the way about this G.I. Joe movie as I do about Scientology. As an outsider, I don't understand why it exists, what its purpose is, or how it keeps getting more and more people involved in what's obviously a bad idea. The latest to fall victim to the '80s nostalgia cash-in are Said Taghmaoui and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who will play "Breaker" and "Heavy Duty", respectively. That's right--despite all his time trapped on a deserted island, it will be surviving this shit storm that will truly test Mr. Eko's mettle.