Can You Believe They're Still Casting 'G.I. Joe'? Like It's a Real Movie or Something

December 20, 2007


I feel much the way about this G.I. Joe movie as I do about Scientology. As an outsider, I don't understand why it exists, what its purpose is, or how it keeps getting more and more people involved in what's obviously a bad idea. The latest to fall victim to the '80s nostalgia cash-in are Said Taghmaoui and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who will play "Breaker" and "Heavy Duty", respectively. That's right--despite all his time trapped on a deserted island, it will be surviving this shit storm that will truly test Mr. Eko's mettle.

G.I. Joe Recruits Heavy Duty and Breaker [IESB]

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