'Street Kings' Trailer is 'Straight Nightmare,' Says Common

February 11, 2008

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Here's how to make your very own Street Kings trailer: for every time Keanu Reeves says something ridiculously clichéd and completely predictable ("[Your nickname is] Quicks? Not quick enough," for example), add about ten to twenty shots of guns. Using this simple technique, you'll be surprised how easily you're able to pull together a minute-and-a-half of something that resembles a movie.

Also, Common is no longer allowed to act. Ever.

(Thanks Joe and Kyle)

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