More 'Fringe' Mysteries Solved in New Preview

May 21, 2008

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First came the posters, covered with cryptic images, like leaves, which were covered in even crypticer images, like triangles. Now Fringe has a full preview, revealing more clues to the unfulfilling mysteries that await those who watch Fox. Below the cut, see the trailer to J.J. Abrams' latest sure-to-be-drawn-out series, along with my thorough analysis of its hidden mysteries. (Thanks, Chaz!)

- Like Lost, Fringe begins with an airplane, but this plane is totally different: it has a guy with a shiny, plastic face on it.

- It involves an FBI investigation that Lt. Daniels from The Wire explains is classified "above top secret." Like super top secret??? Pinky-swear-only type shit???

- Someone has mercifully tossed Joshua Jackson back into the sweet waters of television after years of sad floundering on the shores of Dawson's Creek.

- Joshua Jackson's father was apparently Dr. Frankenstein.

- Saying something is "insane" may, hopefully, lead audiences to believe they're looking at something insane happening on-screen rather than, say, someone giving someone else a shot.

- There's a Terminator or something.

- It's becoming more and more apparent that this is by the writers of Transformers, and that they've seen an episode of The X-Files.

(Updated with proper name of Joshua Jackson, whom I accidentally made seem even less relevant by forgetting his name. Plus, here's a link to the preview that I couldn't get to work, but may work for those with less-terrible computers.)

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