'The Strangers' Poster Provides the Motive

May 14, 2008


"Because you were home" seems like a pretty loose reason to kill. Here are some other nearly-as-arbitrary reasons the strangers might murder you:

- Because we live below you, and you were playing Dance Dance Revolution all night.

- Because you've been sitting on our Facebook friend request for like a week; as if you haven't been online.

- Because you didn't pick up your wiener poopie. You were warned.

- Because we had these masks sitting around, and we've had a few wine coolers.

- Because Scrubs was a rerun tonight, giving us an open half-hour.

- Because Jersey Girl was shit, Tyler.

- Rap music.

The Strangers Poster [IMPA]

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