'Bolt' Trailer: What It Could Have Been Far Better Than What It Is

June 27, 2008

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Empire has the trailer to Disney's Bolt, the new typically-saccharine animated film starring the voices of Hannah Montana and Scientology. Please watch it, because I want to know if I'm the only one disappointed when this trailer transitions from the story of a cyborg dog saving a girl's war-prisoner father into some kind of delusion-driven fusion of Galaxy Quest and Homeward Bound with Animaniac cameos. I'd much rather see the first story, with a candy-colored Disney POW camp being liberated by a robotic canine gnawing through the wires that connect the prisoners' nipples to car batteries. Moreover, I want the Burger King toy that would result from that scene.

'Bolt' Trailer [Empire]

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