'Igor' Poster Begins New Fear-Based Marketing Tactic

August 5, 2008


Hey, kids, did you ever realize that, at any point, one of your dolls might grow to an obscene size, have its delicate eyelashes replaced by spider legs, and scare the shit out of you? That a common gumball machine could gain sentience, sprout a mechanical arm, and force your juvenile body through its narrow dispenser? Have you known the fear of a rabbit/Olsen Twin chimera? Or how scarring it is to see a shrugging, computer-generated David Gest? YOU WILL.

Why not just put, "Kids are constantly getting raped and murdered. Also: Igor!" That would be slightly less disturbing.

'Igor' Final Poster Premiere [Cinematical]

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