Here's the trailer for Inkheart, a movie in which Brendan Fraser's voice has the ability to bring literary characters to life, possibly because his is the only character without an English accent. Hey, B.F., could you pretend you're putting some kind of effort into this? I know you've been coasting for a while on goofy shouting, appearing clueless, and running from a green screen, but come on. I've been waiting 15 years for you to blow your G.D. nose. Could you at least do that?
His The Mummy contract must have had the option for him to keep the hair in exchange for his dignity. (Thanks, Bryan.)