OK, so our banking system is falling apart, but we've got bigger problems: it turns out one of the banks is corrupting, extorting, and murdering (as conspicuously seen in their ATM menu options). The only man who can stop them? Clive Owen playing Clive Owen, obviously. And he will do so by shooting every one of those MF'ing bankers dead. It's like a surprisingly violent WaMu commercial.