'Pride and Glory' Poster Demands a Sacrifice

September 10, 2008


"Truth. Honor. Loyalty. Family. What are you willing to sacrifice?" Maybe it's a rhetorical question--but maybe it's not! Let's figure out which one to sacrifice:


For: Without truth, everything is a lie. WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE?

Against: If we know everything is a lie, we can just start asking the opposite. Take that, liar.


For: Klingons and the Japanese hold honor above all else. Without it, how can you have pride or glory?

Against: Last night I watched two minutes of what was apparently a half-hour of people trying to squeeze themselves through various holes in a rapidly-approaching wall before it pushed them into a glowing pool. I'm fairly certain most of our society's honor is already gone.


For: There's nothing like knowing you can count on someone or something to support you when you need it.

Against: If television has taught me anything, it's that my best friend is still always going to eventually sleep with my girlfriend.


For: There is no connection stronger than the bond of family.

Against: Hey, I wouldn't have to buy a plane ticket every Thanksgiving!

I think I'm going to have to go with the family one. I could totally use that plane fare for a Wii.

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