'Seven Pounds' Trailer Helps Everyone It Touches (Up to Seven People)

September 29, 2008

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Whoops, sorry for the late start. Here's the trailer for Seven Pounds, more aggressive melodrama from the Pursuit of Happyness team of director Gabriele Muccino and dramatic thespian Will Smith. Smith did some undefined wrong in the past, and now he's going to help some people in a unmentionable way. I can't take all the vagueness and touching, Pax Network-level drama!

REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.

He's totally going to heal Rosario Dawson's heart condition and bring sight to Woody Harrelson's blind eyes, because Will Smith is a Christ figure. (Both his character and actual Will Smith.)

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