Jason Got This Dude So Bad

January 15, 2009

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You think Jason needs a machete or axe or chainsaw or something to attack supposed teenagers? God, you know so little about Jason's attack methods. Sometimes he just comes up from behind and grabs a dude, you know? And trust me, it's nothing like a hug, and it isn't a gay thing--it's really scary because he's wearing this hockey mask outside of playing the sport. That's why Jason is probably one of our best masked, silent, arbitrary murderers.

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