Balrog Hates Backing Into Spots

February 16, 2009

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Happy Presidents Day! Your present is a new batch of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li production stills! I point them out not because they look any better than the rest of the mundane crap we've seen from this movie but, rather, because they're so ridiculously mundane to the point of it being a joke. It's like even the marketing team is trying to keep expectations abysmally low. What is this, Michael Clarke Duncan parallel parking? That's almost as enticing as this shot of Bison sampling various fluids while staring directly at the camera. Or this one of Vega showing us his bare fist instead of the giant metal claw on his other hand. If this production releases any more photos, I'll be shocked if they're anything better than driver's license photos.

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