'G.I. Joe' Action Figure Revelations

February 19, 2009

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Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts:

  • This is our first look at The Mummy as Zartan, the Master of Disguise, right? Weird that his "disguise" is "guy who bought one of those idiotic hats at H&M."
  • Wait, Shipwreck is in this thing? And he still has the bird?!
  • Channing Tatum somehow looks like even more of a turd when made of plastic.

Did I miss anything?

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