Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts:
- This is our first look at The Mummy as Zartan, the Master of Disguise, right? Weird that his "disguise" is "guy who bought one of those idiotic hats at H&M."
- Wait, Shipwreck is in this thing? And he still has the bird?!
- Channing Tatum somehow looks like even more of a turd when made of plastic.
Did I miss anything?