Make the Oscars marginally more interesting this year: come here for live blogging! On Sunday (8 ET, 5 PT), I'll be posting up-to-the-minute coverage of the out-of-touch event, giving you the best in largely uninformed but modesty entertaining commentary. Remember how much fun we had last year? (Note: last year's makes nearly no sense now, out of context.) It will be about the same fun this year. Drag the computer desk in front of the television and join me for a night of constantly hitting the refresh button, OK?