Deep Space Vacations Always End Poorly

March 5, 2009


After Paul W.S. Anderson's Event Horizon, you'd think everyone would know to avoid both deep space demons and anything made by the people involved with Resident Evil. Someone should have told Dennis Quaid before he agreed to this:

Yeah, yeah, I've seen Solaris and Sphere and Event Horizon. I know how these deep space creatures fuck with you with both real and imagined horrors. I get it. These movies are all going to look so dated when we finally figure out deep space travel and it turns out it's really uneventful, even leisurely.

(Thanks, Andrew.)

Previous Post
Next Post