'Drag Me to Hell' Trailer: Suburban Witches Also Hurt by Recession

March 11, 2009

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After years of directing Spider-Men of varying qualities, Sam Raimi returns to the cheesy-but-enormously-enjoyable horror genre with Drag Me to Hell. It's a horrific morality tale that will teach you to place the needs of milky-eyed, nearly-dead women with staples in their head above your stupid promotion, because so long as they possess the black arts (and one of your personal effects), witches will inevitably control our banking system:

Accidentally eating a bug in your sleep can also just mean that you're probably camping.

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