Elijah Wood in Eccentric Zombie Carrot Top costume says "Hello." USA Today and Yahoo have posted some new shots from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, and I think you'll be surprised how much they look like the results of a "celebrities as Alice in Wonderland characters" Photoshop contest:
Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Does he really need the finger sores?
Helena Bonham Carter as Queen of Hearts as Times Square caricature.
Anne Hathaway as the White Queen/Albino with a Makeover.
Mia Wasikowska as Alice in Wonderland (Wonderland of Early, Amateur 3-D Renderings).
Matt Lucas as Tweedledee and Tweedledum and Pugsley and Uncle Fester.
Some sort of anthropomorphic albino rabbit amidst topiary.
Flowers with faces and the archetypal Tim Burton gate.
God, these guys are fat freaks.
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