Leonardo DiCaprio in a Mental Hospital -- FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE!

June 11, 2009

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Martin Scorsese has got Leonardo DiCaprio doing funny voices again! This time it's for Shutter Island, Scosese's foray into the the crazy-spooky-shit-in-a-mental-hospital fare usually reserved for straight-to-video horror starring lesser Baldwin brothers. Take a look:

"FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE!"

That's probably the worst type of mental hospital, Leo! But who is patient 67? I could read the book, or look it up. Or I could just take some blind guesses:

- It's YOU, Leonardo Dicaprio!

- It's a ghost! A CRIMINALLY INSANE GHOST!

- It's the kid who can change mutants into normals from X-Men 3!

- It's YOU, the viewer! At the end of the film, you'll realize you've been in a mental hospital your entire life and everything until this movie was a dream.

- Robin Williams for some reason, and he'll win an Oscar for his convincingly insane yet heartfelt performance.

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