'Spread' Trailer: The Longest Ashton Kutcher Commercial Yet

June 25, 2009

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You know those Nikon commercials where we follow Ashton Kutcher, playing himself, as he parades around in a scarf, enjoying his decadent, model-rich life of asshole hedonism? Here's that as a movie, now with even more unnecessary accessories! (Includes Kutchearrings and Kutchspenders!):

Oh, sorry, guess I was wrong. He totally isn't playing himself. This party boy who leeches from a rich, attractive older woman has a mildly droning, frog-throated voice that's slightly different from what I'm used to hearing announce Punk'dings. My mistake.

Bonus scene:

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