Moore's New Film Gets a Title, and I'm Sensing Some Sarcasm

July 9, 2009


Controversial, baseball cap-wearing Michigander Michael Moore has at least revealed the title of his economic collapse film: Capitalism: A Love Story. The director said in a statement:

It will be the perfect date movie. It's got it all -- lust, passion, romance and 14,000 jobs being eliminated every day. It's a forbidden love, one that dare not speak its name. Heck, let's just say it: It's capitalism.

Moore then added, "I would totally marry capitalism--except it would divorce me! And take all the money! Just kidding, folks, I just slept with capitalism last night--which reminds me: anyone seen my penis? I think it got laid off! Because so many people are losing jobs." Then he brought out an inflatable doll labeled "capitalism" and fed money into its mouth.

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