'Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief' Teaser: Probably One of Our Best Elevators

July 14, 2009

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When I think about it--remembering Willy Wonka's Great Glass Elevator, the proposed space elevator, Star Trek turbolifts, the classic arcade game Elevator Action's elevators, Doogie Howser's freight elevator in the later seasons when he lived in that sweet loft--I've seen some pretty great elevators in my time. It's going to take a lot for an elevator to impress this elevator-jaded eye. It would have to be something really amazing. Something like, I don't know, an elevator that shoots THROUGH the fucking Empire State Building to FUCKING OLYMPUS! (Olympus floor designated by omega, obviously):

I mean, the teaser still did nothing to particularly interest me in the film as a whole, but man, that's one hell of an elevator.

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