'The Collector' Trailer: Chuck Jones, Serial Killer

July 7, 2009


Welp, detectives, we've got another gruesome, absurdly-complicated serial killer on our hands. As you know, no one even caught Saw V, and this guy is even worse. We're calling this newest murderer "The Collector," so named for his apparently vast collection of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies classics from which he obviously derives his grisly methods.

And believe me, they are grisly: he has filled an entire room with bear traps. No one has been crazy enough to do that since Sylvester the Cat, and we all remember how that backfired on him. Bouncing trap to trap until the final one closed solidly on his butt. It was terrible. We clearly have a madman on our hands--and one who has access to an ACME catalog.

Here's the footage we have thus far:

We have a warrant out for anyone caught singing The Bugs Bunny Overture. Good luck, men.

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