'Treevenge': The Flora Vengeance Portmanteau You've Been Waiting For

July 13, 2009

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Just in time for your Christmas in July celebrations: Treevenge, Jason Eisener's gory, grindhouse-esque, 15-minute Christmas-tree-revenge film is now available for online viewing thanks to TwitchFilm. No safe for workplaces that would frown upon watching a sentient tree finesse a branch into a woman's mouth, out her eye, into a guy's eye, out his mouth, and back into her mouth, and then making them kiss:

Always end on a baby stomp. Nowhere else to go from there.

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