'Blind Side' Trailer: Sandra Bullock is Our Greatest Trophy Wife

August 4, 2009

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Trailer for The Blind Side, starring Sandra Bullock as a rich suburbanite with a spotty Southern accent who takes in a giant inner city kid, providing the disadvantaged youth with his first bed, and first rugby shirt.

Sample dialogue:

"You're changin' that boy's life."

"No... He's changin' mine."

If you still, for some reason, want to continue on, even with the knowledge that S.B. will have that sickly sweet exchange, here's the trailer. Try to explain to me what circumstances might lead to the scene where foster son and biological son give each other a high five over a table covered in condiments:

"Condiments, bro!" And Giant Kid wins the football trophy. Good to know before going in.

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