Movies Coming to Your Theaters This Weekend

August 28, 2009


Halloween II
Director: Rob Zombie
Starring: Tyler Mane, Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton
Good if you want to see: if that man in the white mask is still stabbing people; a man in a white mask stabbing people.

Taking Woodstock
Director: Ang Lee
Starring: Demitri Martin, Emile Hirsch, Anton Yelchin
Good if you want to see: How the original Woodstock (not Woodstock '94) started; probably a montage set to "Age of Aquarius" or "Turn, Turn, Turn."

The Final Destination
Director: David R. Ellis
Starring: Some pseudo-teenagers who will mostly die
Good if you want to see: Final Destination--now with more "The"!; what the director of Final Destination 2, Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco, and Snakes on a Plane has been up to (hint: this); some teenagers dying in absurd ways.

Big Fan (limited)
Director: Robert D. Siegel
Starring: Patton Oswalt
Good if you want to see: a Giants superfan get beat up by his football idol, then face those consequences; my Movie Pick of the Week™.

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