This weekend in theaters, you have your pick of goggle-eyed dolls, snowy murder, girls gone wild murder, or a Madea, you lucky dog.
Director: Shane Acker
Starring: Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly, Crispin Glover
Good if you want to see: Post-apocalyptic rag dolls; this short, but longer, and now one of the guys sounds like Elijah Wood.
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Director: Tyler Perry
Starring: Taraji P. Henson, Tyler Perry, obviously.
Good if you want to see: thick, thick melodrama, and then, out of nowhere, Madea bein' all sassy; what everyone will be talking about at your Baptist church this Sunday; if someone can do bad unassisted.
Director: Dominic Sena
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, snow
Good if you want to see: MURDER! In ANTARCTICA!
Director: Stewart Hendler
Starring: Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Old Leia
Good if you want to see: I Know What You Did Last Summer, now with more sorority girls and a tire iron.