'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' Title Sounds Like Porn Parody

September 11, 2009

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At Disney's D23 Expo today, the studio released the name and general release date for Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Maybe it's just me looking for pornography in everything, but I can't help but detect some kind of vague, sexual double-meaning in the subtitle "On Stranger Tides," like this is the porn version of the film. I don't actually know what the name would be implying, but something. Maybe that Jock Spare-Ho has sex with a lot of strangers, while on tides?

I don't know. Never mind. Pirates of the Caribbean pornos would obviously be subtitled, in order, "The Crotch of the Black Girl," "Hot Babe's Chest," and "At Cock's End." I don't know what I was thinking.

(Image from Coming Soon.)

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