Nice try, Sylvester Stallone. I'm sure you'd like us all to believe this promotional trailer is for an actual movie that you're supposedly making. But I know a viral video that compiles every clichéd '80s action movie scene ever made into a fake trailer when I see one, and this has to be that:
[Removed due to threats from Lionsgate.]
You almost had me until all the diving-from-explosions shots. Also, at least one of those actors must be dead by now.
(Thanks to: Carl!)