'Charlie's Angels' Being Forcefully Dragged Back Onto Televisions

November 13, 2009

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Continuing the dismal trend of digging up the lifeless corpses of '70s and '80s television shows, painting them up pretty, and watching them decay over a single season of broadcast television (ed: see Knight Rider, The Bionic Woman, web-slingers!), ABC is reportedly close to ordering a pilot for a new adaptation of Charlie's Angels.

The latest revival will be the third attempt, looming under the finger-gunned ladyshadows of plans made in 1988 and 2004 that never reached campy eroticism actualization.

No word on how this will affect plans for a third Charlie Angel movie. The two surely can't run parallel; the heavens could never stand to loan mankind six slutty-looking women all at once.

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