We've got vampire horror films, vampire teen melodramas, vampire apprentices, vampire Mel Brooks spoofs; where do we go from here, vampire movies? Amy Heckerling, writer and director of Look Who's Talking and Clueless has the answer: vampire Sex and the City. This should get those hold-outs who felt Twilight's Washington setting was too backwoodsy:
The [romantic comedy Vamps] will be a modern-day tale of two young female vampires living the good life in New York until love enters the picture and each has to make a choice that will jeopardise their immortality.
Krysten Ritter is on board as one of the female leads with additional casting underway.
Don't settle down, vampire Carrie! Everyone knows moving to Connecticut makes shopping vampires mortal!
I can't wait until this vampire thing plays itself out and we can get back to making trite, shitty films without forcing in a paranormal twist.