Things Being in Theaters This Weekend

November 12, 2009


I sure hope you like movies--because some are opening this weekend! Such as:

Director: Roland Emmerich
Starring: John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Thandie Newton, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Good if you want to see: shit gettin' fucked up, dudes!

Fantastic Mr. Fox (limited)
Director: Wes Anderson
Starring: George Clooney, Bill Murray, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman
Good if you want to see: Wes Anderson's typically meticulous filmmaking applied to Roald Dahl and stop-motion woodland animals; a fox in a corduroy suit; probably some furries in the back row quietly masturbating

Pirate Radio
Director: Richard Curtis
Starring: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost
Good if you want to see: some guys running a radio station out of a boat; Nick Frost for once not playing Simon Pegg's fat and stupid yet lovable friend

Uncertainty (limited)
Director: Scott McGehee
Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lynn Collins
Good if you want to see: a Joseph Gordon-Levitt indie melodrama and a Joseph Gordon-Levitt cell phone thriller epoxied together into Sliding Doors 2: This Time One of the Doors leads to Eagle Eye

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