'Karate Kid' Remake, Like Walmart, Has a Lot of Sweatpants and Undershirts

December 1, 2009


Sorry, guys, I hoped this day wouldn't come, but these photos seem to indicate the Karate Kid remake that Will Smith forced his child's weird little muscley body into is actually happening. It's still unclear if it's called "The Karate Kid" or "The Kung Fu Kid" or "Will Smith's Kid," but it is definitely real and it definitely involves Jackie Chan training the braid-headed progeny of Seven Pounds. We now have proof that whatever whim Will Smith has for his family, such as casting his child in a ridiculous, completely unnecessary remake of The Karate Kid, will happen at his command. Our government is a Smitharchy. How does it feel?

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