Movie Shows Beginning This Weekend

February 25, 2010


You'd better see these MF'ers this weekend, because by Tuesday I plan to have spoiled them all for you.

Cop Out
Director: Kevin Smith
Starring: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan
Good if you want to see: Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan being Tracy Morgan, and them being themselves together; Black Cop, White Cop; if the non-stop commercials are to be believed, just Tracy Morgan doing an endless series of movie impressions in an interrogation room.

The Crazies
Director: Breck Eisner
Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell
Good if you want to see: a town trying to survive a disease that makes everyone crazy--and this time it's not Beanie Baby Fever!

Defendor (limited)
Director: Peter Stebbings
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Kat Dennings, Sandra Oh
Good if you want to see: yet another "what if a guy tried to be a superhero???" story, this time with a comedy/psychosis slant and Woody Harrelson.

45365 (limited)
Director: Bill Ross
Starring: the people of Sidney, Ohio
Good if you want to see: what small town Middle America is like, or, if you live in small town Middle America, what people in major cities now think small town Middle America is like (it involves pigs).

(more limited released at Rotten Tomatoes)

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