New, Notable Actors/Cars Coming to 'Transformers 3'

March 22, 2010

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On his Bay Blog, Transformers director Michael Bay has revealed...

Which reputable actors will mar their careers with a Transformers sequel appearance!

Which expensive Italian sports car will trans-form into a robot warrior!

On the talent front, we just locked in Frances McDormand and John Malkovich. Both amazing actors I've always wanted to work with. We also just got Ken Jeong, he is the super funny actor stuck in the trunk from “Hangover” and the Doctor from “Knocked Up.”

I also was at a Ferrari charity event this week raising money for a hospital being built by Ferrari in Haiti. I announced that night the newest Autobot to join Transformers: the Ferrari 458 Italia.

Well, at least he's figured out a way to add a hilarious Jersey guido caricature to his Transformers-as-racial-stereotypes arsenal. I'm pretty sure if we give him a few more movies--some time to add a greedy Jewish Decepticon, a transforming boat named "Wetback," a Chinabot--we'll finally start to understand that all those robots clanging around are actually thoughtful allegory about race relations.

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