Ever since it was announced the Forgetting Sarah Marshall team of Jason Segel and Nick Stoller were writing the new Muppet movie, you just assumed Segel would take the part of "affable human character" in this thing, right? Yeah, me too. Turns out: not confirmed! Now it is, though. The Hollywood Reporter asserts J.S. will indeed be the token human amongst the puppet freaks. So that's one long-held belief finally corroborated. Your move, God.