This Weekend in Projected Entertainment

March 26, 2010


See one of these new releases this weekend. Because you'll be in a nursing home before you know it, and then it's just whatever's on in the community room.

How To Train Your Dragon
Director: Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders
Starring: Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, America Ferrera
Good if you want to see: a heartfelt adventure/instructional video on bringing up dragons.

Hot Tub Time Machine
Director: Steve Pink
Starring: John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, Clark Duke
Good if you want to see: (see film title)

Chloe (limited)
Director: Atom Egoyan
Starring: Julianne Moore, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson
Good if you want to see: I think Julianne Moore hires Amanda Seyfried to seduce her husband Schindler, but then somehow Moore and Mean Girls end up kissing instead? Something like that. If I'm wrong, it just means more sensual surprises for you in the theater.

Waking Sleeping Beauty (limited)
Director: Don Hahn
Starring: Disney employees, younger (like weirdo young Tim Burton)
Good if you want to see: a documentary on the glory years of Disney, back when they made Beauty and the Beast and things, before the Old Dogs years.

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