Weekend Box Office: Edutainment the Big Winner

March 29, 2010

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1. How to Train Your Dragon - $43.3 million implies a dangerously large population in our country now has the ability to control immense, fire-breathing reptilian creatures. Thanks, DreamWorks.

2. Alice in Wonderland - $17.3 million, because that's how many Hot Topic kids chose 3D glasses as their new fashion frames this weekend.

3. Hot Tub Time Machine - With only $13.6 million, the producers probably wish they had gone with a more descriptive title now.

4. The Bounty Hunter - Five year later and enough Jen sympathizers still exist to grant her latest shit movie another $12.4 million. I feel so bad for her, you know?

5. Diary of a Wimpy Kid - $10 million worth of audience members curious to see why he doesn't just use a LiveJournal like a normal wimpy kid.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

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