Another 'The Ring' Coming -- Only This Time, the Haunted Tape is 3D!

April 27, 2010

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In news sure to generate some hilarious premises for that Scary Movie remake, Heat Vision reports Paramount has begun work on a three-dimensional sequel to The Ring 2. Can you guess what they're calling it?

The third entry based on the Japanese horror movies is being called "Ring 3D." David Loucka, who wrote the now-shooting thriller "Dream House" for Morgan Creek, has been tapped to pen the script.

I know what you're thinking. Someone uploading the tape to YouTube must be the obvious next step in making this franchise hip and modern, right? Nope. Even wilder:

The new film is being fashioned as more teen-centric than the first, and though the logline is being kept under wraps, the aim is to reinvent the franchise. One potential scenario involves teens finding a VHS player that still works.

Teens finding a functional VHS player? God, this is going to be the most infuriating The Ring ever, because you just know after finding it they're going to all nostalgically go on for an hour, recollecting how they used to tape Digimon and Power Rangers Train Warriors or whatever it is today's teenagers are nostalgic about.

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