Here are the newest ways to waste the couple hours until your mom picks you up at the mall:
Clash of the Titans
Director: Louis Leterrier
Starring: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes
Good if you want to see: that fucking Kraken finally get released.
The Last Song
Director: Julie Anne Robinson
Starring: Hannah Montana, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth
Good if you want to see: I don't know why this would ever be good to see.
Why Did I Get Married Too?
Director: Tyler Perry
Starring: Tyler Perry et al.
Good if you want to see: the question of why someone married Tyler Perry or Janet Jackson once again reconsidered.
Leaves of Grass (limited)
Director: Tim Blake Nelson
Starring: Edward Norton, Felicity
Good if you want to see: Edward Norton step on Eddie Murphy's multiple role toes, playing both hilljack brother and erudite brother. Thanks, split-screen technology!
Director: Peter Chan
Starring: Jet Li, Andy Lau
Good if you want to see: something about warlords. I imagine it's something like the old Warlords Atari game but in China.