'Clash of the Titans,' 'The Last Song,' The Kraken, and Other Things Being Released This Week

April 1, 2010


Here are the newest ways to waste the couple hours until your mom picks you up at the mall:

Clash of the Titans
Director: Louis Leterrier
Starring: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes
Good if you want to see: that fucking Kraken finally get released.

The Last Song
Director: Julie Anne Robinson
Starring: Hannah Montana, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth
Good if you want to see: I don't know why this would ever be good to see.

Why Did I Get Married Too?
Director: Tyler Perry
Starring: Tyler Perry et al.
Good if you want to see: the question of why someone married Tyler Perry or Janet Jackson once again reconsidered.

Leaves of Grass (limited)
Director: Tim Blake Nelson
Starring: Edward Norton, Felicity
Good if you want to see: Edward Norton step on Eddie Murphy's multiple role toes, playing both hilljack brother and erudite brother. Thanks, split-screen technology!

Warlords (limited)
Director: Peter Chan
Starring: Jet Li, Andy Lau
Good if you want to see: something about warlords. I imagine it's something like the old Warlords Atari game but in China.

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