Happy days! The King of Queens will soon once again share the screen with a disproportionately attractive female lead in a new film for Columbia!
Paul Blart has signed on to star in Here Comes the Boom, an action comedy he will also produce alongside Adam Sandler, who's always looking to help someone put together a broad, universally-panned-yet-somehow-successful comedy. Salma Hayek is in talks for the female lead, because love is blind in the world of Kevin James. No plot details are being revealed, but considering James's oeuvre includes Paul Blart: Mall Cop and the upcoming The Zookeeper, I don't think it's off base to consider it may involve him having a shitty job. Or at least a Rob Schneider cameo.