Guess what. There's this now: Mega Piranha--which, believe it or not, is a different thing than this other piranha movie with Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Jerry O'Connell, and Elisabeth Shue.
Asylum (the studio that brought us Transmorphers and Terminators [plural]) has just released a trailer for the film, and if you're wondering if it might be better than the previous mega fish outing, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, it's pret-ty close. Let me give you a comparative rundown:
|MS vs. GO||Mega Piranha|
|Fish Ridiculously Oversized Enough To Be Classified as "Mega"?||Yes||Yes|
|Actor from Really Old Series?||Guy from Renegade||Greg Brady|
|Aging Pop Singer from the '80s?||Debbie Gibson||Tiffany|
|Aircraft Bitten Out of the Sky?||Plane||Helicopter|
|Bonus Insane Thing||Giant Octopus||Guy bicycle kicking wave of mega piranhas out of the air|
Too close to call. We're going to have to go to the trailer.
I think I probably need to see one fight the other before any fair judgment can be made.
(Thanks to Lindsey for sending this last week, and to Sham for sending it to me again to remind me I'm an idiot who forgets to post things.)