April 29, 2010


Brendan Fraser. Animals doing wacky things. One fucking day, man! We're almost there.

Also, some other movies come out tomorrow that aren't Furry Vengeance:

Furry Vengeance
Director: Roger Kumble
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields
Good if you want to see: animals driving cars! Brendan Fraser slapstick!

A Nightmare on Elm Street
Director: Samuel Bayer
Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, fake teenagers
Good if you want to see: A Nightmare on Elm Street, but now the Freddy Krueger burns look a little more realistic.

Human Centipede (First Sequence) (limited)
Director: Tom Six
Starring: a guy named Dieter Laser!
Good if you want to see: do you really not know? Honestly, you're better off.

Harry Brown (limited)
Director: Daniel Barber
Starring: Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer
Good if you want to see: Michael Caine pull some old-man-vigilante-revenge shit like he's Clint Eastwood.

Please Give (limited)
Director: Nicole Holofcenener
Starring: Catherine Keener, Oliver Platt, Amanda Peet
Good if you want to see: the problems of rich, white New Yorkers. I wonder if they're like my problems, like how all I can afford to eat are stale tortillas.

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