This Is Who Captain America Will Kiss

April 15, 2010


Captain America having a teenage boy sidekick just got slightly less gay and pedophilic! Heat Vision is reporting that this lovely gal will be playing the romantic lead in that Shield Man movie:

British actress Hayley Atwell has nabbed the coveted female lead in Marvel’s “Captain America.”

Atwell is playing the British love interest opposite Chris Evans, who portrays Steve Rogers/Captain America in the Joe Johnston-directed movie.

The character Atwell will play is named Peggy Carter, who in comics lore not only dated Captain America but was an agent helping the French Resistance. She later became the aunt of Sharon Carter, Captain America’s love in modern times.

So first he's with the aunt, then gets placed in suspended animation and revived in the future, where he moves in on the niece? I had no idea the Captain America story was such a weird, high-concept porn.

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