No longer will The Twilight Saga remain a universally-respected, completely un-mocked, horror-romance franchise. Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg--the take pride in attaching their names to Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.--reportedly have decided glittery vampires and hunky werewolves are ripe for parody, and have a still-untitled "comedy" coming out in August that will finally take aim at the seemingly-untouchable series thanks to 20th Century Fox. Take that, Twilight! I always knew there were jokes to be made about you! And now it seems those jokes will come in the form of Carmen Electra pretending to act, some references to homosexuality, and, most likely, farting. Yay!