Megan Fox Fired from 'Transformers 3', Virtually Anyone with a Taut Young Body is Possible Replacement

May 20, 2010

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Welp, Megan Fox has been let go from the Transformers franchise. It seems, perhaps, she should not have directly compared director Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview (come on, at least come up with a more original derogatory leader comparison). So, does this mean Shia LaBeouf will have no disproportionately attractive girl leaning seductively over a car/motorcycle for him this go round? No, don't be stupid; of course he will. How else would they attract audiences who don't care about giant robots but do care about masturbating in theaters?

In fact, according to AICN and TheWrap, Paramount already has a laundry list of love-interest candidates that looks like it was made by asking a 14-year-old boy "who do you want to 'do'?" (Which, let's be honest, is probably the most appropriate way to cast this, really.) Those names include:

- Emmanuelle Chriqui
- Jessica Lowndes
- Zoe Saldana
- Hayden Penetierre
- Camilla Belle
- Ashley Greene
- Amber Heard
- Julianne Hough
- Vanessa Hudgens
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
- Gemma Arterton
- Bar Rafaeli
- Miranda Kerr
- Brooklyn Decker

Now I'll give you some time to do Google Image Searches for those names with "naked" tacked on the end so you can make your decision about who you'd most like to see in the role, and naked.

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