You can stop worrying about future Nickelodeon and Paramount's planned live-action reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They've passed the project on to the trustworthy hands of Michael Bay and his team that made the newest Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and all the other nearly-mediocre reboots of '80s horror franchises. WHAT IF THEY DON'T TREAT THE STORY OF TURTLES MUTATED BY OOZE AND TRANSFORMED INTO TEENAGERS AND TRAINED AS NINJA FIGHTERS WITH THE DIGNITY IT DESERVES???
Platinum Dunes Steers 'Turtles' Relaunch [Deadline]