Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper are teaming up, and it isn't for some kind of ill-conceived comic book adaptation like you'd think. According to Risky Business, the two 2009 Sandra Bullock comedy participants have signed on to star in an action-comedy written by Up in the Air's Sheldon Turner. They'll play San Francisco cops--handsome and likable San Francisco cops, I imagine--forced to work a case with their now-retired cop fathers "with typically antagonistic results." Sounds like enough justification to clone Jerry Stiller for me. Scientists, get to work.